I thought I would use this passing moment of clarity to give ya’ll a quick update. I am, despite strong evidence to the contrary, alive. I am working on two deals that are an order of magnitude larger than anything I have done before, and naturally they require an order of magnitude more effort. My success here will catapult my company into unimaginable heights of success and magnificence, as though launched from a catapult made of pure love. A single question remains: have I the sales virtuosity to pull off this noble endeavor?
Working for a small company with a good product is amazing.
“Catapult made of pure love” sounds like a badly translated Hindi euphemism for the penis.
That is hilarious. It totally does!
I raise you one higher: “squelching-sound passion-trebuchet.”
Interestingly tangentially-related note:
New kamasutra translation redefines sexual roles
Aww, we don’t love Richard Burton anymore?